Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Outrageous Money-Making Scheme

Hey, let's get a bunch of tall guys to put on silly clothes and fight each other over who's better at putting a toy ball through a metal ring. We'll need to get a ton of taxpayer dollars to build a place to play this game, of course, and maybe a lot of those taxpayers will actually pay a bunch more money to visit the arenas that they paid for because they'd really want to see these games.

OK, I guess it's a silly idea...no one would fall for such an outrageous money-making scheme.