--Al Gore, not content to rest on his laurels after having invented the internet, has reinvented himself. His past persona was one of constant self-aggrandizing lies streaming out of his piehole. Now he specializes in hypocrisy.
--Or should I say hip-hop-crisy? Remember Tipper, Gore's wife, and her campaign to clean up popular music via the Parents' Music Resource Center? Today, Big Al is parading a plethora of perverted pop stars in his Universal Concerts To Save Life As We Know It. Even Akon, the ex-con Lord of Lewd Lechers, leaped around Gore's stage. Yes, Akon, the misogynist polygamist rapper who once horribly molested a fifteen-year-old on another stage, in Trinidad. I wonder if he exchanged post-performance hugs with Al and Tipper.
--In Great Britain, the BBC interrupted the concert repeatedly to officially apologize for the filthy language.
--The Times of London estimates that the end result of the many Gore-inspired concerts will be a carbon footprint of 31,500 tons! Stars and their entourages flying, fans driving, lights, amps, and tons of litter, all over the globe! That's OK, because in Reverend Gore's Church of the Convenient Crisis (wherein disciple-scientists earn big government contracts by convincing us that The End Is Near), you don't have to stop polluting, you just have to pay others to stop polluting. That's how Gore justifies his huge un-green mansion and Learjetting lifestyle--he buys carbon "offsets". How fortunate for Big Al that he coincidentally owns stock in a carbon offset firm.
--Al, why are you in the spotlight today? You should be with your son, Al Gore the Third, who was arrested a couple of days ago for driving 100mph with various drugs in his possession...again. Never mind, Al. If you were to go to your son, it wouldn't be to lovingly admonish him to change his ways. It would be to give him a high-five because he was busted while driving a gas/electric hybrid!
